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Funny Joke:

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

Funny Sms Text:

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

Funny One-Liner:

After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, "Be quiet for a little while." His read, "Talk while you have a chance."

Top 5 One-Liners:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
If you are here - who is running hell?
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?