who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Q: What does a blonde owl say? What, what?

You may be recognized soon. Hide.

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

The language of friendship is not words but meanings. -- Henry David Thoreau