Funny Joke:What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!
Funny Sms Text:You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Funny One-Liner:My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
Funny Jokes Top 10:
Top 5 One-Liners:
Before marriage, men would wander parking lots aimlessly because they had no one to point out the open spots.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.