Funny Jokes | Funny Jokes About Blondes

Why didnít the blonde make the gymnastics team? When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor.
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Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
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Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."
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Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning? To feed the toilet duck!
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How do you confuse a blonde? Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it!
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Question: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? Answer: So they have some place to put their feet!
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Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?" the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer", the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" the second blonde asks. "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman", replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
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A blonde walks down the street. And sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead And she says: "Here we go again!"
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What kind of tricycle does a blonde have? The one with the kick stand!
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Why did the blonde cross the road? She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken.
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