Funny Jokes | Funny Jokes About Blondes

How do you confuse a blonde? Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it!
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Question: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
Answer: So they have some place to put their feet!

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A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these, then I put it in my mouth and I thought, I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger."
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What do you call three blondes at Christmas?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks where on the house!
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A very flat-chested Blond finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, ?Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, ?Do you have anything for this?

The lady looked closely at her and replied, ?Have you tried Clearasil?

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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings!
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Why are Blonde Jokes one-liners? So brunettes can understand them!
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Question: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?

Answer: Blow in her ear!

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