Funny Jokes About Blondes

Question: Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes? Answer: Because they think their pictures are being taken!
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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one. He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"
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Question: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Answer: You knock on the door!
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Question: What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? Answer: A visitor!
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A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" "They called back!"
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Question: What do you call 4 blondes in a tent? Answer: Finger Hut!
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Question: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? Answer: A blonde at a flashing red light!
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A blonde was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left". So she turned around and went back home!
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A red head a brunette and a blonde were on the grand canyon and jumped off in what order do u think they hit the ground in?
The brunette hit first the red head hit second and the blonde hit last because she had to stop and ask for directions.

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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?

She jumped out a basement window!

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