Bar Jokes: A Panda Bear Walks Into A Bar And Orders Something To Eat

A Panda Bear walks into a bar and orders something to eat. After he gets great service he pays and goes ouside. He then pulled out an Ak-47 and shoots down the place. The chef comes out and says," Why the hell did you do that? I gave you great service." The panda bear says," Look up Panda Bear in the dictionary." So doing as the panda bear says HE looks it up and it says Pnada Bear... Eats...shoots...and leaves.


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