Bar Jokes: A Bear Walks Into A Bar And Says I Want A Bourbon And A Coke

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and ... a coke." The bartender asks, "Whatís with the huge pause?" The bear says, "Iíve had them all my life."


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