Bar Jokes: A Guy Walks In And Sits Down At A Bar

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?" The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender, "What did she do?" Guy, "She hit me with her bag of quarters!"


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