Bar Jokes: A Guy With A Very Small Head Was Sitting At A Bar Drinking When The Bartender Asked Him Why His Head Was So Small

A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small. The man, "I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp. A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes. First, I wished for all the money in the world. Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world." "Yeah?" "And then I wished for a little head."


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