Bar Jokes: A Man Walks Into A Bar With His Wife

Forgetful fellow A man walks into a bar with his wife. His wife sits down while he orders a drink and a friend of his asks him where he's been. "on holiday." he replies. "whereabouts on holiday?" his friend asks. "some little village on the coast." "whats it called?" "I forget. Whats the name of that plant that grows up the side of houses?" "ivy." "Thats it," he says, "Ivy, whats the name of that village we stayed in in Spain?"


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