Bar Jokes: A Slightly Drunk Man Walks Up To The Bartender And Says Hey Thats A Funny Looking Bird

A slightly drunk man walks up to the bartender and says "hey thats a funny looking bird" the bartender replies "thats a dodo bird" the bartender places a nut on the bar table and says "dodo bird nut" the bird flies over and ripes the nut to shreds he then places his shoe on the table and says "dodo bird my shoe" the bird flies over and ripes the shoe to shreds. then a man walks up to the counter and says "thats the ugliest bird i have ever seen" the bartender replies "thats a dodo bird watch your mouth" "dodo bird" the man replies "dodo bird my DICk"!!


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