Bar Jokes: George Bush And Colin Powell Were Sitting Together At A Bar

George Bush and Colin Powell were sitting together at a bar. The bartender was surprised to see them and walked over to them. "What are you guys talking about?" he says to them. "Well," Bush respones "We were just talking about WW3. We are gonna kill 40 million Iraquies and one blonde with big tits. "Why would you kill a blonde with big tits?" The bartender asks puzzled. Bush then turns to Powell and says "See I told you no one would care about 40 million Iraquies!"


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