Bar Jokes: Guy Walks Into A Bar And This Man Is Playing The Most Wonderful Piano He Had Ever Heard

Guy walks into a bar and this man is playing the most wonderful piano he had ever heard. The place was packed no seat in the place. Guy asks the manager if he could talk to him. He replies go ahead he never stops playing. So he goes up and tells him he wants to manage him take him to broadway and all over New York. The man says he has already been there and they threw him out. How is that possible? They dont like my titles. He asks what do you call this little piece of heaven? This one I call "I love you so f--kin much I could sh-t.


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