Bar Jokes: Why Were Guys Put On This Earth?

Why were guys put on this earth? Because vibrators can't buy you a drink!


Random Bar Jokes:

There Are These 3 Vampires
George Bush And Colin Powell Were Sitting Together At A Bar
Roy Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar
A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Sees A Sign That Reads
A Guy Walks In And Sits Down At A Bar
Bob Goes Into A Cafe And Takes A Seat Near The Window
Secretaries Powell And Rumsfeld Are Sitting In A Bar
A Guy Walked Into A Bar
This Guy Walks Into A Bar In Alabama And Orders A White Wine
An Irishman Is Sitting At The End Of A Bar
These Three English Guys Are Out Drinking One Night And Decide That They Want To Have A Fight
Two Men Walked Into A Bar
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Cork Shoved Up His Arse
One Night A Drunk Comes Stumbling Into A Bar And Says To The Bartender Drinks For All On Me
A Panda Bear Walks Into A Bar And Orders Something To Eat
This Woman Goes Into A Bar And Bets 100 Dollars That No Man Can Make Her Feel Like A Woman
A Guy Runs Into His Ex-girlfriend At A Bar
Bar Troubleshooting Chart
What Did The Bartender Say When A Priest A Boyscout And A Blonde Walked In
3 Bums Were Outside A Bar
A Man Comes Home Late One Night Drunk
Our Lager
Two Pretzels Walk Into A Bar
Two Texans Were Seated At The End Of A Bar When A Gorgeous Young Lady Sits Down
A Drunken Old Man Walked Into A Bar
Guy Walks Into A Bar And This Man Is Playing The Most Wonderful Piano He Had Ever Heard
A Hunter Was Relating His Adventures To A Stranger In A Bar
Two Women Were At A Bar
One Night A Man With No Voice And His Friend Went To A Bar
A Farmer Is Sitting In The Neighborhood Bar Slowly Getting Drunk
There Was This Guy At A Bar Just Looking At His Drink
A Man Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar
3 Guys Were In A Bar And Flies Flew Into Their Drinks
One Day A Pirate And A Bartender Were Talking To Each Other In A Bar
A Cowboy Rides His Horse Up To A Saloon
A Man Walks Into A Bar With His Wife
An Englishman An Irishman And A Scotsman Walk Into A Bar And Each Orders A Pint Of Beer
A Farmer Was In A Bar Drinking And Looking All Depressed
Buy Me A Beer If You Want The Story Told
A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Monkey He Had Just Bought At The Pet Store
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders One Shot
A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Brown Paper Bag
Why Were Guys Put On This Earth?
A Seaman Meets A Pirate In A Bar And Talk Turns To Their Adventures On The Sea
One Day An Englishman A Scotsman And An Irishman Walked Into A Pub Together
A Seaman Meets A Pirate In A Bar And Talk Turns To Their Adventures On The Sea
A Man Walked Into A Cowboy Bar And Ordered A Beer Just As President Bush Appeared On The Television
One Night A Police Officer Was Stalking Out A Particularly Rowdy Bar For Possible Violations Of The Driving-under-the-influence Laws
Bob And Dave Are Sat Down At A Bar When Bob Downs A Pint Then He Stands Up Pulls His Pants Down
A Biker Walks Into A Yuppie Bar