Blonde Jokes: Funny Jokes About Blondes

A blonde was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.

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A dumb blonde went to a store and asked the clerk if they had any alligator shoes he said no so she left. when the clerk drove home he came to a swamp and saw 3 alligators on the ground then dumb blonde came out with one and said " dang this one doesn't have shoes either.

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One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. 'You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.'

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How does a blonde kill a fish? She tries to drown it!

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Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A blonde-headed snowman, because you have to hollow out its head!

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You might be a blonde If you think a thesaurus Is a dinosaur!

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Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

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On a plane there was a blonde, brunnette, and red head! The brunnette tried a lemon and said eeww to sour and threw it out the window! The red head tried an apple and said eeww to crunchy and the blonde found a stick of dinamite under her seat and threw it out the window! Later that day they were walking down an street and saw a little girl cryin the brunette says little girl whats wrong and the girl answers a lemon fell out of the sky and killed my kitten! So they all began walking faster! Next they came upon a little boy crying the red head walks up and says little boy why are you crying and he answered an apple fell out of the sky and killed my puppy! So they began walking even faster than before and they came upon a little boy laughing his head off the blonde asks little boy what is so funny and he looked behind him and answers i farted and the building behind me blew up!

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Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!

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What do you give a blonde who has everything? Penicillin!

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Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car? In case she locks her keys inside!

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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed!

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Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."

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Question: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? Answer: To see what was on the other side!

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What did the blonde say after college? "Will that be paper or plastic?"

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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios? "Neat! Doughnut seeds!"

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Question: What do blondes and cow patties have in common? Answer: The older they get the easier they are to pick up!

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Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet? She can spell BMW!

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? A: About two cans of hair spray.

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How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them!

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More Funny Jokes About Blondes:

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake?
There Once Was A Blonde Hanging From The Tree She Couldnt Get Down So She Called For Help
Why Is A Blonde Like A Hardware Store
A Police Officer Stops A Blonde For Speeding And Asks Her Very Nicely If He Could See Her License
How Do You Sink A Submarine Full Of Blondes?
Two Girlfriends Were Speeding Down The Highway At Well Over 90 Mph
There Is This Blonde Girl Sitting At Her Computer
What Do Blondes Do For Foreplay
What Is The Worst Thing About Sex With A Blonde?
Three Blondes Were Driving To Disney World And They Saw A Sign Disney World Left
There Were Two Blondes Going To California For The Summer They Are About Two Hours Into The Flight And The Pilot Gets On The Intercom
There Was A Brunette And A Smart Blonde
A Blonde Goes To An Office Party And Wins A Thermos
Two Blondes Were Going To Disneyland
What Do You Call A Blonde Bird?
What Do You Call The Blonde In A Horror Movie
What Do Blondes And Railroad Tracks Have In Common
Did You Hear About The Blonde Who Shot An Arrow Into The Air
How Did A Blonde Get A Job At A Prestigious Country Club
What Do You Call An Intelligent Blonde
This Blonde Walks Into A Shop And Asks The Fella Behind The Counter How Much Is The Microwave In The Window
Why Did The Blonde Sell Her Television
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And A Walrus
What Kind Of Tricycle Does A Blonde Have?
One Day A Blonde Walks In The Doctors Office And Says Doctor I Think I Broke Every Bone In My Body
What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You
How Do You Get A Blonde To Laugh On Friday?
I Can Let You Have This Top-of-the-line Stereo For Nine Hundred Dollars
What Did The Blonde Say When Someone Blew
What Happens To You When You Find Out A Blonde Passed A Test?
What Do You Call A Hundred Blondes Stacked Up On Each Other
What Do Blondes And Computers Have In Common
She Is So Blonde That She Thought
Why Did The Blonde Take More Than One Pregnancy Test
What Do Blondes And Tornadoes Have In Common
What Do You Give A Blonde Who Has
What Do You Call A Group Of Blonds Standing In A Circle Ear To Ear
Two Blondes Realize That Their Apartment Is On Fire
A Blonde Walks Down The Street And Sees A Banana Peel
Three Blondes Come To A River There Was A Genie
Two Blondes Meet In Heaven
What Do Blondes And Cow Patties Have In Common
Blonde Been Fired From A Banana Plantation After
A Blond Goes Into A Library And Goes Up To The Librarian And Says Can I Have A Burger And Fries
Why Can You Not Teach Blondes To Water ski
If A Blonde And A Brunette Fall Off A Building Who Would Fall Down First
A Blonde With Two Burnt Ears Went To The Doctor Who Asked What Had Happened