Funny Jokes | Blonde Jokes | A Police Officer Stops A Blonde For Speeding
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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