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What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John? Nothing. Elton John is gay.

Top 5 One-Liners:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
If you are here - who is running hell?
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?