Funny Jokes | Doctor Jokes | I Have Good News And Bad News
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news." Patient: "Go with the good news first." Doctor: "You have 24 hours to live." Patient: "What!?! How about the bad news?" Doctor: "Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday."
Random Doctor Jokes:
When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face Turned Me Over And Said
A Woman Accompanied Her Husband To The Doctor S Office
Doctor There Is A Man In The Waiting Room With A Glass Eye Named Brown
How Much To Have This Tooth Pulled
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
A Lady Walks Into Her Doctors Office Screaming
John Is At The Doctor Recieving Just A General Checkup When He Says To The Doctor Hey Doc Did You Know I Can Sing Out Of My Arse
How Is That Little Girl Doing Who Swallowed Ten Quarters Last Night
Doctor What Does The X-ray Of My Head Show
Doctor If I Give Up Wine Women And Song Will I Live Longer
Top 10 Doctor Jokes:
What Do You Call A Prostitute With No Arms Or Legs?
Did You Hear About The Dyslexic Lawyer
Why Do Blondes Wear Big Hoop Earrings When They Go On A Date
One Day Three Sotho Children Came To Johannesburg Wanting To Learn English
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Funny Jokes Top 10:
Top 5 One-Liners:
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
If you are here - who is running hell?
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?