Doctor Jokes: I Have Good News And Bad News

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news." Patient: "Go with the good news first." Doctor: "You have 24 hours to live." Patient: "What!?! How about the bad news?" Doctor: "Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday."


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