Donald Trump Jokes: Funny Jokes About Donald Trump

Donald Trump so dumb, he ordered NASA, to arrest illegal aliens!

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Donald Trump makes Archie Bunker look like a Democrat!

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I went to my hairstylist and requested the "Donald." She asked, "What's That?" I said, "Shaggy hair with a gay comb over!"

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If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb Trump's ego and jump down to his I.Q.!

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Donald Trump, at a campaign stop in the Midwest, promised to rebuild titties and make Detroit the motorboat city.

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Donald Trump and my child's diaper needs to be changed often. And for the same reason!

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