Various Jokes: Once There Was A Little Boy Who Asked His Mother

Once there was a little boy who asked his mother: "Mom, is god black or white?" "Both." she said. Then he asked: "Mom, is god a boy or a girl?" "Both." She said. Then he asked: "Mom is god gay or stright?" "Both." She said. The little boy thought about this for a moment and asked: "Mom is god Michael Jackson?"


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