Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | Once There Was A Little Boy Who Asked His Mother

Once there was a little boy who asked his mother: "Mom, is god black or white?" "Both." she said. Then he asked: "Mom, is god a boy or a girl?" "Both." She said. Then he asked: "Mom is god gay or stright?" "Both." She said. The little boy thought about this for a moment and asked: "Mom is god Michael Jackson?"

Top 5 One-Liners:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
If you are here - who is running hell?
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?