Question And Answer Jokes: Question And Answer Jokes

What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette? A hostage!

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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull! Why is a tree like a dog? Because they both lose their bark when they die. Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie. What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker? It is easier to get your kids back from a Rottweiler! Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops? They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help. How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino.

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What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift!"

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What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? They are both great substitutes!

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Question: What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? Answer: They both irritate Bush!

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What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper!

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What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming!

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What is the difference between a good and a bad girl? A good girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A bad girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home!

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Question: How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pilsbury Doughboy? Answer: She squeezes his doughnuts!

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What do you call a man with hair between his teeth? Gladiator!

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What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it but they can't eat it!

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What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!

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Question: What do you do with 365 used condoms? Answer: Melt them into a tire and call it a Good Year!

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Question: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Answer: Bob! Question: What do you call a man on the wall? Answer: Art! Question: What do you call a man on the floor? Answer: Matt!

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Question. What kind of bees make the best milk? Answer. Boo-bees!

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist!

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What do you call 20 dead Frenchmen in the back of a lorry? A good days hunting!

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What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father? Neither knew when to pull out!

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Question: Why did the tomato blush? Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing!

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What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!

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Question: How does a tree get pregnant? Answer: By a woodpecker!

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