Yo Mama Jokes: Funny Jokes About Yo Mama

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and sittles popped out 5

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Yo mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks, as a ski slope!

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Yo mama so poor. When she went to the 99 cents store. She asked for a discount!

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Yo mama is so thin she swollowed an olive and look pergnant

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Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

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Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a key down the street I asked her what she was doing And she said she was moving!

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Yo mama so ugly, she scares, blind people!

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Yo mama so dirty She made Right Guard Go left!

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Yo mama is like a Big Mac Full of fat and Only worth a buck!

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Yo mama is so fat When you slap her leg You can ride the waves!

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Yo Mama is so fat That when she plays hopscotch She goes, "California, Alabama, Canada, Virginia."

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Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

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Yo Mama is so ugly She looked in the mirror And her reflection ducked!

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Your mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said just one at a time

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Yo mama is so fat That when she wore high-heels She struck oil!

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Yo mama is so fat She wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny People sat on her booty thinking it was a couch!

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Yo mama so old When I slapped her on the back Her titties fell off!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car.

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Yo mama is so fat She sat on the rainbow And skittles popped out!

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Yo Mama So Ugly She Put The
Yo Mama So Ugly She Went To A Ugly Contest
Yo Mama Head So Big She Has
Yo Mama Is So Poor When I Asked Her
Yo Mama So Stupid I Told Her It Was Chilly Outside And
Yo Mama So Scary When She
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Yo Mama So Dumb She Tried Putting M And M S
Yo Mama Is So Hairy When She Gave Birth
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Jumped Up
Yo Mama Is So Fat Wen She Jumps Up And
Yo Mama So Fat She Sat On A Dollar Bill And
Yo Mamma So Fat The Docter Had
Yo Mama Is So Dumb When Her Radio
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Yo Mama So Fat I Can Stand On Her Belly
Yo Mama So Dumb That When She Put A Quarter In The Parking Meter
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That When They Said Order In The Court
Yo Mama Is So Ugly She Looked In The Mirror
Your Mamma Jumped Over The Building She
Yo Mamas So Poor That When She Gets Robbed
Yo Mama Is So Old She Went To An Antique Shop
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Sat On
Yo Mama So Fat She Stepped On The Scale An It
Yo Mama So Dirty She Made
Yo Mama So Old When I Slapped Her On
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Took A Spoon
Yo Mama So Ugly That She Should Have
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Sweats
Yo Mamma So Nasty The
Yo Mama So Poor That When I Went To Her House
You Mama So Fat She Orders A Water Bed And
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Thought PMS
Your Momma Is So Cheap That When She Found Out That The Boogey Man Was
Yo Mamma Is Like An Island
Yo Mamma So Dumb When She Fell Out Of A
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Went Skydiving
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Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Thought Taco Bell
Yo Mama Is So Fat That You Have To Spread Her Legs
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Yo Mama Is So Fat She Sat On The Rainbow
Yo Mama So Hairy Even Tarzan Cant
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Thinks DNA Is The
Yo Mama Hair So Short When She Braided