Blonde Jokes: A Blonde And A Brunette Are Skydiving

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord... nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord... and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"


vote

Random Blonde Jokes:

Why Did The Blonde Bring A Ladder To The Party
What Do Blondes Have In Common With Butter
A Bernet And An A Awesome Blonde Are In A Fight Of Words
A Blonde On Her Lunch Break Goes To A Soda Pop Machine And She Puts A Quarter In
Why Did The Blonde Have Square Boobs
What Do You Call The Blonde In A Horror Movie
How Can You Tell That A Blonde Sent You A Fax
What Did The Blonde Do When She Heard That 90 Percent Of All Crimes Occur Around The Home
One Day This Cop Pulls Over A Blonde For Speeding
A Blonde Rings Up An Airline
During Late Spring One Year A Blonde Was Trying Out Her New Boat
Why Does A Blond Prefer BMW Over Chevrolet
What Do You Call A Smart Blonde
There Was This Nouveau Riche Blond Girl Who Went To The Nearest Mercedes Showroom
What Do You Call A Buncha Blondes Standing Ear To Ear
There Were Two Blondes At The Park
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And A Vending Machine
There Was A Blonde Who Was Tired Of All The Blonde Jokes Going Around And Decided To Dye Her Hair Brown
Once A Blonde Went To The Library To Get A Book
One Day A Man Asked A Blonde Which Is Closer The Moon Or Florida
There Was A Brunette And A Smart Blonde
A Blonde Is Trapped On An Island
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are On The Run From The Law
Where Do Blondes Go To Visit Their Relatives
Why Was The Blonde Beating Her Mathematics Book With A Baseball Bat
What Is Blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette
Three Blondes Were Taking A Walk In The Country When They Came Upon A Line Of Tracks
There Was A Smart Blonde And A Dumb Blonde They Jumped Off A Cliff
How Do You Know When A Blonde Has Lost Her Virginity?
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Crossing An Enchanted Bridge In Magical Fairyland
What Does A Blonde Use For Protection During Sex?
One Day Three Women Went Camping - A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead
How Do You Get A One-armed Blonde Out Of A Tree?
Why Did The Blonde Sell Her Television
Which Is Harder To Make A Blonde Brunette Or A Red-headed Snowman?
Two Blondes Are On Opposite Sides Of A Lake
Did You Hear Why They Closed The Seattle Kingdom
A Blonde Was Driving Across Several States
A Blonde Walks Into A Drugstore And Asks The Pharmacist If The Store Carries Extra-large Condoms
A Blond Died Her Hair Brown Because She Was Tired Of Being Picked On
Why Do Blondes Wear Woolen Panties
Stacy Walked Up To A Man And Said Do You Know What Im Wearing
Blondes Are So Stupid That When It Is Dinner Time
How Do You Make A Blonde Laugh On Saturday
If A Blonde Could Be Any Fish What Fish Would She Be
Two Blondes Go To Disneyland When They Get There They See A Sign
What Do You Call A Basement Full Of Blondes
What Do You Ask A Blonde In A Drive-thru
There Was A Blonde Who Was Taking Her Kids To Disney Land
What Do You Call A Blonde Doing A Handstand