Doctor Jokes: A Man Goes To The Doctor And Shows Him His Penis

A man goes to the doctor and shows him his penis. The doctor looks at it and sees its full of holes. The man says, "It's terrible, when I pee, it's like a watering can, it goes everywhere!" The doctor says, "I think you ought to go and see Mr Croft." "Is he a specialist penis doctor?" the man asks. "No he's a clarinet player, he'll show you how to hold it!"


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