What do u call a Chinese pedophile? Fu kem young
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all discussing how much their lives suck. The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most." The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged in liquid that's smells awful. So my life sucks the most." The penis then says, "Oh please! My life definitely sucks the most. I get a tarp wrapped over my head, stuck in a wet black hole, and rammed against a wall until I vomit."
What is the best thing God ever created? The vagina. What was the worst thing God ever did? Let women manage it!
How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean
Heres a woman sitting on the beach with no arms and no legs she is crying a man walks past nd says wts up she says iv neva been hugged before so he gives her a hug shes still crying so he says wts up she says iv never been kissed before so he gives her a kiss she still cryin so he says wts up she says iv never been fucked before so he says u have now cos the tides coming in