A chicken and an egg are lying in bed when the chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs!
There was once a rabbit in a bear who didnt like each other. One day, they found a gini lamp, The gini said he would give them each 3 wishes. The bear went first, he said, "I wish to be the only male bear in this forest, and all the rest are female." and he got his wish. Then the Rabbit went, he said "I want a motorcycle" and he very well got his wish too. Then the bear went again, he said "I wish to be the only male bear in the US, and all the rest are female, and he got his wish, Then the Rabbit went, "I wish for a helmet to go with my motorcycle. Of course, he got his wish. It was their last wish, the bear wished to be the only male bear in the whole world and all the rest are female. The the rabbit took its final wish, he said, "I wish that bear is gay"
How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree? You paint his balls red! What is the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries!
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty. Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something. Human being: Automatic door opener for cats. Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines. Purrson: A male kitty. Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.