What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John? Nothing. Elton John is gay.
What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic jugs!
Why is Clinton having such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez? Because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.
What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common? They both get sucked off in bogs!