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Christmas Jokes

This page contains 5 Christmas Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Christmas Jokes first.

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Both of their balls are just for decoration!

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Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him and says, "Did Santa bring you that bike?" "Yea!" the boy replies. "Well maybe next year you can ask Santa to give you a helmet for that bike?" and proceeds to write that boy up a 20 dollar ticket. As the boy rides away on his bike he turns around and says to the police man, "Did Santa bring you that horse?" Humoring the boy he says, "Sure!" "Well maybe next year you can ask Santa to put the dick on the bottom of the horse a instead of on top!"

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Jacko Christmas What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa? Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!

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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?A. He heard the snowblower coming!

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