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This page contains 5 Dad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dad Jokes first.

When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!"

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Kid: "Hey, I was thinking..." Dad: "I thought I smelled something burning."

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Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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Grandpa: I have a 'dad bod', Dad: To me it's more like a father figure.

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