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This page contains 5 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.

The day care bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. 15 minutes later she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about 8 times. After the 9th time he asks the lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves. She replied that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They can not chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks, puzzled. Where upon the lady answers, "We just love to lick the chocolate around them".

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Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film? It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.

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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too!"

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The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to feel Sleepy so he got off.

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How does a blonde guy take a shower? He pees against the wind!

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