I went to my hairstylist and requested the "Donald." She asked, "What's That?" I said, "Shaggy hair with a gay comb over!"
I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the 76ers laid tonight!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Donald Trump makes Archie Bunker look like a Democrat!
Donald Trump so dumb, he ordered NASA, to arrest illegal aliens!