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This page contains 5 Donald Trump Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Donald Trump Jokes first.

I went to my hairstylist and requested the "Donald." She asked, "What's That?" I said, "Shaggy hair with a gay comb over!"

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I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the 76ers laid tonight!

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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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Donald Trump makes Archie Bunker look like a Democrat!

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Donald Trump so dumb, he ordered NASA, to arrest illegal aliens!

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