How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? You knock on the door.
A blonde was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home!
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself? She jumped out a basement window!
You might be a blonde If you think a thesaurus Is a dinosaur!
Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes? Because they think their pictures are being taken!