How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Stick a nipple on it.
What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common? Their fun to ride until your friends find out.
Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? no what is it? your mom ma
How do you get a fat lady in bed? Piece of cake!
A guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says, "If you catch me, you can screw me." An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter. A month later, he returns and needs to lose 50 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the same sign. A day later, he comes out 50 lbs. lighter. A year later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs. He gets sent upstairs again, where he finds a huge gorilla with a sign that reads "If I catch you, I screw you."