What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? Polaroids!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull! Why is a tree like a dog? Because they both lose their bark when they die. Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie. What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker? It is easier to get your kids back from a Rottweiler! Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops? They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help. How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino.
What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift!"
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back? A dirty double crosser
How did the bee hurt his back? He fell off his honey!