You might be a redneck if when the Dj says "Lets do the hoe down" mean for you throw your girlfriend on the floor.
You might be a redneck If you sell your car For gas money!
Your teeth are so busted. That you can kiss your mother. And comb her mustache at the same time!
How does a redneck take a bubble bath? He farts in a puddle!
If your front porch collapses And kills more than three dogs You might be a redneck!