Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo momma so fat She sat on a rainbow And Skittles popped out
Yo mama so poor. When she went to the 99 cents store. She asked for a discount!
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch!