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This page contains 10 Animal Riddles. The riddles are in order of votes, the best Animal Riddles first. Click on the button for the answer!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What was the special offer at the pet store this week?

Answer!

Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!

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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?

Answer!

You are the smartest animal in the room (hopefully).

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

Answer!

A Moo-sician!

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How do you catch a monkey?

Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

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Where do you put barking dogs?

Answer!

In a barking lot!

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Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?

Answer!

Cause you can t grow a tree without bark!

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What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

Answer!

A dino-score!

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How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

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What do you call a snake who works for the government?

Answer!

A civil serpent!

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