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This page contains 10 Animal Riddles
. The riddles are in order of votes, the best Animal Riddles
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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
What was the special offer at the pet store this week?
Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
You are the smartest animal in the room (hopefully).
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana!
Where do you put barking dogs?
In a barking lot!
Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?
Cause you can t grow a tree without bark!
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent!
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