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This page contains 10 Riddles For Kids. The riddles are in order of votes, the best Riddles For Kids first. Click on the button for the answer!

Has anyone seen Quasimodo?

Answer!

I have a hunch he is back!

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What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

Answer!

Data transfer.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Answer!

Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

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Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!

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A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?

Answer!

The frog felt butter under his feet, because he churned the cream and made butter.

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Which elf was the best singer?

Answer!

ELFis Presley

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How do you plant dope?

Answer!

Bury a blonde.

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Why did the viper viper nose?

Answer!

Because she adder handkerchief!

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