Funny Texts | 10 Funny Riddles

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

Answer!

A pillow
Why don't mountains catch colds?

Answer!

They have a snow cap
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?

Answer!

Add the letter \'G\' and it\'s \'Gone\'
I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?

Answer!

They were all boys
How do you know your doctor is a vampire?

Answer!

He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
What do little trees say on Halloween?

Answer!

Twig or treat!
What do little ghost kids eat for dinner?

Answer!

Spookgetti!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast16?

Answer!

Lunch and dinner!
What asks but never answers?

Answer!

An owl!
What is a word made up of 4 letters, yet is also made up of 3. Sometimes is written with 9 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5

Answer!

Correct, the word \'what\' has 4 letters in it, \'yet\' has three, \'sometimes\' has 9, \'then\' has 4, \'rarely\' has 6, and \'never\' has 5
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Random Funny Riddles:


Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

Answer!

The president!

What has 6 eyes but cannot see?

Answer!

Three blind mice

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?

Answer!

Because of all the wrapping!

How many seconds are in a year?

Answer!

Only 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.

What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps?

Answer!

A river

What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?

Answer!

Silence

When is homework not homework?

Answer!

When it\'s turned into the teacher.

A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him?

Answer!

He was walking

A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?

Answer!

The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

Answer!

A mechanic



Top 5 One-Liners:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.