Funny Texts | 10 Funny Riddles

What two things can you never eat for breakfast16?

Answer!

Lunch and dinner!
Which is correct "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The egg yolk is white?"

Answer!

Neither, egg yolks are yellow
Who is the Dracula’s super hero girl friend?

Answer!

Bat Ghoul!
What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?

Answer!

You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!
I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?

Answer!

The Letter E
What has 3 feet but cannot walk?

Answer!

A yardstick
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

Answer!

If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Answer!

None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
How do you upset a blood sucking vampire?

Answer!

Go to his house and install a large skylight!
What tastes better than it smells?

Answer!

A tongue.
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Random Funny Riddles:


What goes up, lets out a load, then goes back down?

Answer!

An elevator!

What's a mixed feeling?

Answer!

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What is always coming but never arrives?

Answer!

Tomorrow

Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?

Answer!

Anyone he can gobble up!

You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?

Answer!

You are the smartest animal in the room (hopefully).

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer!

Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner

A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?

Answer!

A Catcher and Umpire

What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?

Answer!

It sinks

What should you do when you see a green alien?

Answer!

Wait until it\'s ripe!

Who gives presents to baby sharks?

Answer!

Santa Jaws