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Pantyhose Dog 7
Pantyhose Dog 7
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Funny Joke:

Question: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? Answer: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck!

Funny Sms Text:

Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all 11) Happily Married

Funny One-Liner:

I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.