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Anybody Want A Hotdog
Anybody Want A Hotdog
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Funny Joke:

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

Funny Sms Text:

I have the "I", I have the "L", I have the "O", I have the "V", I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?

Funny One-Liner:

I used to do magic in a Chinese restaurant only problem is an hour later everyone wanted to see it again!

Top 5 One-Liners:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.