Funny Joke:What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!
Funny Sms Text:Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Funny One-Liner:Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Funny Jokes Top 10:
Top 5 One-Liners:
Before marriage, men would wander parking lots aimlessly because they had no one to point out the open spots.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.