Funny Joke:What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!
Funny Sms Text:Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. Iím Playing cards and Iím missing the JOKER!!!
Funny One-Liner:Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together.
Funny Jokes Top 10:
Top 5 One-Liners:
Before marriage, men would wander parking lots aimlessly because they had no one to point out the open spots.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.