Optical Illusions: Distorted Lines
Funny Jokes:If Microsoft Built Cars You Would Need To Restart Your Car Then
A Man Speaks Frantically Into The Phone My Wife Is Pregnant
How Does President Bush Spell Welfare
A Young Boy Was Crossing De Road Wit His Father
A Little Boy Wanted 100 Dollar Badly And Prayed For Two Weeks But Nothing Happened
A Defense Attorney Was Cross-examining A Police Officer During A Felony Trial - It Went Like This
Two Hicks From West Virginia Got Married And Were Having Their Honeymoon In A Local Motel
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have
Yo Mama Smells So Bad Monkeys
Female Patient In Coma For Many Months
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Found Out The Secret To Making Women Happy
Haddaway Was Walking Out On The Street And Was Stopped By Some People
A Plane Crashes Flying Over The Pacific And Somehow Three People Survive
Yo Mama So Ugly She Went To A Ugly Contest
How Many Country Western Singers Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
A Young Lad Was Visiting A Church For The First Time Checking All The Announcements And Posters Along The Walls
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow
What Does A Redneck Call The Phone Company?
An Old Indian Chief Sat In His Hut On The Reservations Smoking A Ceremonial Pipe
Sherlock Holmes And Dr Watson Go On A Camping Trip
Bush And Powell Were Sitting In A Bar
Funny Jokes Top 10:
Top 5 One-Liners:
Before marriage, men would wander parking lots aimlessly because they had no one to point out the open spots.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.