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Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
  • I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
  • Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
  • Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
  • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

  • Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
  • Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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  • If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
  • Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
  • Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
  • Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
  • Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?
  • Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us

  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.
  • When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
  • Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  • Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
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  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
  • Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
  • I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • Are you French because Eiffel for you.
  • Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
  • Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
  • I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
  • If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
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  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are... gorgeous!
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
  • My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
  • I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

  • There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.
  • If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
  • Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
  • How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
  • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
  • Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  • I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
  • Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • Good thing I just bought term life insurance ... because I saw you and my heart stopped!
  • I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • Feel my t-shirt, it's made of boyfriend material.
  • Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

  • If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
  • If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
  • You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
  • Pinch me, you're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • My feet are getting cold... because you've knocked my socks off.
  • My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.
  • Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  • Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
  • Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
  • Are you craving Pizza? Because I'd love to get a pizz-a you
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
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  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.