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Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.
When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you French because Eiffel for you.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are... gorgeous!
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance ... because I saw you and my heart stopped!
I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Feel my t-shirt, it's made of boyfriend material.
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Pinch me, you're so fine I must be dreaming.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
My feet are getting cold... because you've knocked my socks off.
My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Are you craving Pizza? Because I'd love to get a pizz-a you
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
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