Quotes
- A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute
- It's amazing the lies that people will
- You won't catch me saying you are the world's best Valentine
- Don't pretend to be what you're not
- Darkness cannot drive out darkness
- Impossible things before breakfast
- Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful
- The sole meaning of life is to
- A social unit where the father is concerned with parking
- Stab the body and it heals