Quotes
- We are all in the gutter
- I know of only one duty
- Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires
- It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life
- Life is a battle
- One kernel is felt in a hogshead
- Happy birthday to you from good friends and true
- You can never go wrong with a little pink
- Don't search for a man that will solve all your problems
- A man travels the world over in search of what he needs