Quotes
- The body is your temple
- You don't marry someone you can live with
- If you live to be a hundred
- Maybe all you need to pull you
- Choose the guy that takes you to meet his parents
- Be a Badass with a good ass
- Nature gives you the face you have at twenty
- Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick
- A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more
- You can make more friends in two months by becoming