Quotes
- I hate when I lose things at work
- Your attitude not your aptitude
- My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke
- If my Valentine you won't be
- When was the last time you just
- Life's too fast
- There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap
- What the caterpillar calls the end of the world
- The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story
- I don't need any part-time people in my life