Quotes
- A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute
- Most great people have attained their greatest success
- You can never go wrong with a little pink
- You always gain by
- If there's a single lesson that life teaches us
- Some people have so little going on in their lives
- It would have made a dreadfully ugly child
- Whatever boys can do
- I hope that today at your party
- Let this time in your life cut you open and