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Funny Work Quotes

This page contains 10 Funny Work Quotes. The quotes are in order of votes, the best Funny Work Quotes first.

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

Work without love is slavery.

Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.


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