Funny Work Quotes

Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.