In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.