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Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.

There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early.

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

 



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