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Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either.

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.


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