In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
Actual meanings of various terms: TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems. IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry. INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.