In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Actual meanings of various terms: TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems. IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry. INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.